{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}