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{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Cats are North America\u2019s most popular pets: there are 73 million cats compared to 63 million dogs. Over 30% of households in North America own a cat.","length":149}
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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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