{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about elevator jokes?","punchline":"They work on so many levels.","id":269}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the font always tired?","punchline":"It was always bold.","id":443}
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John Donald Daly was a California businessman and landowner from Boston, Massachusetts. The city of Daly City, California, was named after him when it was incorporated in 1911. He is widely regarded as the \"father of Daly City\" and is an important figure in the history of the city that bears his name. He also opened the city's first bank.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the left eye say to the right eye?","punchline":"Between us, something smells!","id":176}
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