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The Toyota Corolla Spacio is a compact MPV sold by Toyota under the Corolla nameplate. The \"Spacio\" nameplate was only used in Japan, where it was exclusive to Toyota Corolla Store dealerships. From 2001 in Europe, the second generation Corolla Spacio used the Corolla Verso nameplate instead.
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Peter Jalowiczor","displaytitle":"Peter Jalowiczor","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q29453273","titles":{"canonical":"Peter_Jalowiczor","normalized":"Peter Jalowiczor","display":"Peter Jalowiczor"},"pageid":53770447,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6b/Peter_Jalowiczor%2C_2010.jpg/330px-Peter_Jalowiczor%2C_2010.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Peter_Jalowiczor%2C_2010.jpg","width":2386,"height":1589},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1248659221","tid":"a266cdc0-7f60-11ef-b385-59e98aee3032","timestamp":"2024-09-30T19:17:29Z","description":"British astronomer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Jalowiczor","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Jalowiczor?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Jalowiczor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Peter_Jalowiczor"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Jalowiczor","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Peter_Jalowiczor","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Jalowiczor?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Peter_Jalowiczor"}},"extract":"Peter Jalowiczor is an independent scholar (astronomer) living in South Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom. Jalowiczor is primarily known for co-discovering four exoplanets at home using data released to the public by the University of California's Lick-Carnegie Planet Search Team and conducted research confirming that for the delta effect for comets. He has written four books – two about football and two about Polish servicemen from World War II. He is also the founder of a football club, the Polish Millers.","extract_html":"
Peter Jalowiczor is an independent scholar (astronomer) living in South Yorkshire, in the United Kingdom. Jalowiczor is primarily known for co-discovering four exoplanets at home using data released to the public by the University of California's Lick-Carnegie Planet Search Team and conducted research confirming that ![](\"https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/0bd301789e1f25a3da4be297ff637754ebee5f5d\")